i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?
U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink
deleting my school to focus on tumblr
this had 3k notes last night??? ok
bringing this back
WHERE DID THE HAIR GO THOUGH
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony
"she’s going to play a new song tonight!!!!!"
im walking on sunshine
do you ever just get
that’s my friend